
These are the eggs that got me started on my fresh egg quest, and they're featured in today's Market Watch column on the Fairview Farmers' Market.
Details: Fairview Farmers' Market. 4-8 pm, Thursdays. 1300 Village St., next to Fairview City Hall.
 


 Here's the deal: You take a large, and I mean around 10 lbs., bone-in pork shoulder. You make the pernil sauce and rub it all over that shoulder. Then get out the Cook'n Ca'jun, crank up the fire and lay that hunk of pig on the grill. Then about, oh, say, eight hours later, after you've had a beer (or so), kept the fire stoked with coals and hardwood, filled the water bowl a couple of times and turned the meat once or twice, you check it.
Here's the deal: You take a large, and I mean around 10 lbs., bone-in pork shoulder. You make the pernil sauce and rub it all over that shoulder. Then get out the Cook'n Ca'jun, crank up the fire and lay that hunk of pig on the grill. Then about, oh, say, eight hours later, after you've had a beer (or so), kept the fire stoked with coals and hardwood, filled the water bowl a couple of times and turned the meat once or twice, you check it. And there, right before your very eyes, is the smokiest, loveliest chunk of roasted pork you've ever seen. Caramelized and black on the outside, juicy and tender inside with the legendary "smoke ring" that barbecuers live for.
And there, right before your very eyes, is the smokiest, loveliest chunk of roasted pork you've ever seen. Caramelized and black on the outside, juicy and tender inside with the legendary "smoke ring" that barbecuers live for.
 Crab tacos.
Crab tacos. Crab enchiladas.
Crab enchiladas.
 One-month-old Corgi puppies have been known to overwhelm the most hard-hearted, cranky and nettlesome of old poops. One of these babies in your hands at the gates of heaven and even if you've lived the most heinous of lives, St. Peter's eyes would get all gooey and he'd shoo you right in. If Dorothy had one of these instead of that yappy Toto, the witch would have thrown water on herself just to get out of its presence.
One-month-old Corgi puppies have been known to overwhelm the most hard-hearted, cranky and nettlesome of old poops. One of these babies in your hands at the gates of heaven and even if you've lived the most heinous of lives, St. Peter's eyes would get all gooey and he'd shoo you right in. If Dorothy had one of these instead of that yappy Toto, the witch would have thrown water on herself just to get out of its presence. I myself have been innoculated from their evil spell because I have one of my own. Kind of like having a magic shield or a ring that prevents the toxic rays from reaching me. Not that I can resist spending time with them whenever I'm invited to the puppy pen at Kim's (and picking them up, and petting them and letting them lick my face). Ack...the horror!
I myself have been innoculated from their evil spell because I have one of my own. Kind of like having a magic shield or a ring that prevents the toxic rays from reaching me. Not that I can resist spending time with them whenever I'm invited to the puppy pen at Kim's (and picking them up, and petting them and letting them lick my face). Ack...the horror!

 These Taste of the Nation folks have got it figured out, don't they? Especially here in Portland, where food is practically a way of life among a certain crowd. And linking the fight against hunger with a blowout evening of the best food in the city is brilliant, if somewhat ironic, appealing both to our sense of responsibility and gluttony at the same time.
These Taste of the Nation folks have got it figured out, don't they? Especially here in Portland, where food is practically a way of life among a certain crowd. And linking the fight against hunger with a blowout evening of the best food in the city is brilliant, if somewhat ironic, appealing both to our sense of responsibility and gluttony at the same time. So if you want to stuff yourself with terrific food from 70 of Oregon's best chefs (think Bluehour, Higgins, Lauro, Paley's Place, Simpatica, Toro Bravo, etc.) and drink from our best wineries and  microbreweries (Andrew Rich, Willakenzie, Evesham, Full Sail, Lagunitas, Rogue, Widmer, etc.), circle Monday, April 28, on your calendar, then buy a ticket online or at any New Seasons Market. And be prepared to be full of good food as well as good feelings.
So if you want to stuff yourself with terrific food from 70 of Oregon's best chefs (think Bluehour, Higgins, Lauro, Paley's Place, Simpatica, Toro Bravo, etc.) and drink from our best wineries and  microbreweries (Andrew Rich, Willakenzie, Evesham, Full Sail, Lagunitas, Rogue, Widmer, etc.), circle Monday, April 28, on your calendar, then buy a ticket online or at any New Seasons Market. And be prepared to be full of good food as well as good feelings.
 I've always found anger (or, to put it more nicely, extreme annoyance) to be a great motivator. This blog wouldn't exist if I hadn't read a certain icky-girly, badly written local e-mail newsletter and become peeved that adult women would be writing (much less reading) such immature trash. And I figured I couldn't do worse.
I've always found anger (or, to put it more nicely, extreme annoyance) to be a great motivator. This blog wouldn't exist if I hadn't read a certain icky-girly, badly written local e-mail newsletter and become peeved that adult women would be writing (much less reading) such immature trash. And I figured I couldn't do worse. Those of you who read the Oregonian's Homes & Gardens NW section have no doubt read Vern Nelson's column about edible landscaping and wondered what in heaven's name he's going to suggest we try eating next. Last week it was begonias, next week...nibbling on the shrubbery? Farmington Gardens is going to give you the chance to put that question to Mr. Nelson himself on May 3 in his presentation on how to grow a successful edible garden, then on May 17 garden writer Lisa Albert will present tips on "Going Green" by choosing plants that attract birds and beneficial insects and that require less maintenance and fewer resources. Time to dig in!
Those of you who read the Oregonian's Homes & Gardens NW section have no doubt read Vern Nelson's column about edible landscaping and wondered what in heaven's name he's going to suggest we try eating next. Last week it was begonias, next week...nibbling on the shrubbery? Farmington Gardens is going to give you the chance to put that question to Mr. Nelson himself on May 3 in his presentation on how to grow a successful edible garden, then on May 17 garden writer Lisa Albert will present tips on "Going Green" by choosing plants that attract birds and beneficial insects and that require less maintenance and fewer resources. Time to dig in! Then the weekend of May 16th through the 18th, Seattle will be invaded by hordes of cheeseheads at the fourth annual Seattle Cheese Festival at the Pike Place Market. There will be cheese tasting, of course, and seminars by leading cheesemakers and writers like Peter Dixon from Vermont; Jeffrey Roberts, author of the Atlas of American Artisan Cheese; and Daphne Zepos of the Essex St. Cheese Co. in New York, all of whom have been featured on this very blog. (Ahem!) And Tami at the Pacific NW Cheese Project informs us that there will also be a grilled cheese contest, a "Truckle Roll" where teams race to roll wheels of cheese over a finish line (apparently hilarious to behold) and a children's parade. Not to mention wine tasting, cheese sampling, cooking demos...if it's cheesy, they're doing it!
Then the weekend of May 16th through the 18th, Seattle will be invaded by hordes of cheeseheads at the fourth annual Seattle Cheese Festival at the Pike Place Market. There will be cheese tasting, of course, and seminars by leading cheesemakers and writers like Peter Dixon from Vermont; Jeffrey Roberts, author of the Atlas of American Artisan Cheese; and Daphne Zepos of the Essex St. Cheese Co. in New York, all of whom have been featured on this very blog. (Ahem!) And Tami at the Pacific NW Cheese Project informs us that there will also be a grilled cheese contest, a "Truckle Roll" where teams race to roll wheels of cheese over a finish line (apparently hilarious to behold) and a children's parade. Not to mention wine tasting, cheese sampling, cooking demos...if it's cheesy, they're doing it! And while not a class in the classic sense, I guarantee your tastebuds will come away well-educated from Castagna's spring dinner double-header. Spring asparagus is the focus of the first dinner on May 7th, featuring asparagus soup with fried morels, pork schnitzel with asparagus and elder flower ice cream. Then on May 21st it'll be a spring morel dinner of vol au vent with morels and asparagus, coq au vin Jaune with morels and a rhubarb crème brulée tart. The whole dinner is only $45 a person and includes wine. I've been to a couple of these dinners in the past and I guarantee the food will be mind-blowing. Have you made your reservation yet?
And while not a class in the classic sense, I guarantee your tastebuds will come away well-educated from Castagna's spring dinner double-header. Spring asparagus is the focus of the first dinner on May 7th, featuring asparagus soup with fried morels, pork schnitzel with asparagus and elder flower ice cream. Then on May 21st it'll be a spring morel dinner of vol au vent with morels and asparagus, coq au vin Jaune with morels and a rhubarb crème brulée tart. The whole dinner is only $45 a person and includes wine. I've been to a couple of these dinners in the past and I guarantee the food will be mind-blowing. Have you made your reservation yet?
 Those of us of a certain age know Southie as an area of Boston that exploded in rioting by working class whites over the busing of black students to their schools in 1974. And The Greening of Southie makes it clear that it is still a blighted, working-class neighborhood, albeit one on the upswing in terms of development.
Those of us of a certain age know Southie as an area of Boston that exploded in rioting by working class whites over the busing of black students to their schools in 1974. And The Greening of Southie makes it clear that it is still a blighted, working-class neighborhood, albeit one on the upswing in terms of development.
 So when I came back from my recent foray to the Fairview Farmers' Market with a dozen fresh eggs from Debra Blake's Show-off Farm chickens, I knew I had my own little (un-)cage match to conduct. Now, our usual eggs come from cage-free hens fom Steibrs Farms that are fed a vegetarian diet and are "certified humane," so they're pretty good on the eggs-as-corporate-commodity scale. Debra's eggs come from various breeds and are tinted in amazing colors from pale brown to brick red to ochre and are allowed to range free and eat everything from worms to seeds to bugs.
So when I came back from my recent foray to the Fairview Farmers' Market with a dozen fresh eggs from Debra Blake's Show-off Farm chickens, I knew I had my own little (un-)cage match to conduct. Now, our usual eggs come from cage-free hens fom Steibrs Farms that are fed a vegetarian diet and are "certified humane," so they're pretty good on the eggs-as-corporate-commodity scale. Debra's eggs come from various breeds and are tinted in amazing colors from pale brown to brick red to ochre and are allowed to range free and eat everything from worms to seeds to bugs. With Dave as co-taster, I decided to scramble the eggs in margarine in a non-stick pan, adding only a bit of kosher salt. The first difference was color, with the Steibrs eggs a paler yellow than the Show-off eggs, which also had much larger yolks. The scrambling made this difference even more noticeable, with the Show-off eggs turning almost orange in the pan.
With Dave as co-taster, I decided to scramble the eggs in margarine in a non-stick pan, adding only a bit of kosher salt. The first difference was color, with the Steibrs eggs a paler yellow than the Show-off eggs, which also had much larger yolks. The scrambling made this difference even more noticeable, with the Show-off eggs turning almost orange in the pan. And once they came off the flame? Again, a noticeable color difference, but the texture was the big surprise. The curds of the regular eggs were smaller and finer, with an almost grainy texture, while the farm eggs were creamy and smooth. The taste of the Steibrs eggs was clean and had a nice subtly eggy flavor, but the Show-off eggs had a richer, deeper flavor with more "spark," according to Dave.
And once they came off the flame? Again, a noticeable color difference, but the texture was the big surprise. The curds of the regular eggs were smaller and finer, with an almost grainy texture, while the farm eggs were creamy and smooth. The taste of the Steibrs eggs was clean and had a nice subtly eggy flavor, but the Show-off eggs had a richer, deeper flavor with more "spark," according to Dave. An additional note: After reading this post, my friend and urban chicken-farmer, Lindsey, gave me three gorgeous eggs from her girls. Once again, a simple scramble with butter and salt and I had a luscious, eggy-tasting, dreamy, creamy little breakfast. Walker was quite jealous.
An additional note: After reading this post, my friend and urban chicken-farmer, Lindsey, gave me three gorgeous eggs from her girls. Once again, a simple scramble with butter and salt and I had a luscious, eggy-tasting, dreamy, creamy little breakfast. Walker was quite jealous.


 Even though the experts say to hold off just a bit longer before you dig into your garden (something about the microbes getting disturbed too early?), the green thumb express is starting to thunder through the area. On Tuesday the 22nd, nationally known garden expert Barbara Damrosch, author of The Garden Primer, will be doing a presentation and answering your pressing plant questions at Powell's Books at Cedar Hills Crossing, followed by a discussion and snacks, so everyone will have a chance to talk to the author, as well as your fellow gardeners. Future speakers in the Get Gardening series held the third Tuesday of the month will be Jeff Gillman, author of The Truth About Organic Gardening, and James D. Thayer, author of Portland Forest Hikes.
Even though the experts say to hold off just a bit longer before you dig into your garden (something about the microbes getting disturbed too early?), the green thumb express is starting to thunder through the area. On Tuesday the 22nd, nationally known garden expert Barbara Damrosch, author of The Garden Primer, will be doing a presentation and answering your pressing plant questions at Powell's Books at Cedar Hills Crossing, followed by a discussion and snacks, so everyone will have a chance to talk to the author, as well as your fellow gardeners. Future speakers in the Get Gardening series held the third Tuesday of the month will be Jeff Gillman, author of The Truth About Organic Gardening, and James D. Thayer, author of Portland Forest Hikes. Coming up on May 24th is a tour of seven spectacular private gardens titled Inviting Vines that will benefit the Rogerson Clematis Collection, an ongoing effort to preserve historic as well as new types of clematis. With three gardens on the west side and four on the east, including that of garden writer and éminence grise of Portland gardening Lucy Hardiman, this is a don't-miss event for you garden tour fanatics. Another event for vine-aholics to keep in mind is the Clematis Celebration at Joy Creek Nursery on April 27th, which is described as "an    in-depth look at the wonderful members of the Atragene Group (including    Clematis alpina and macropetala) as well as some of the very earliest,    large-flowered Clematis patens forms." Woo hoo!
Coming up on May 24th is a tour of seven spectacular private gardens titled Inviting Vines that will benefit the Rogerson Clematis Collection, an ongoing effort to preserve historic as well as new types of clematis. With three gardens on the west side and four on the east, including that of garden writer and éminence grise of Portland gardening Lucy Hardiman, this is a don't-miss event for you garden tour fanatics. Another event for vine-aholics to keep in mind is the Clematis Celebration at Joy Creek Nursery on April 27th, which is described as "an    in-depth look at the wonderful members of the Atragene Group (including    Clematis alpina and macropetala) as well as some of the very earliest,    large-flowered Clematis patens forms." Woo hoo! And, last but certainly not least, June brings us the Garden Conservancy's Open Days Program on June 14, featuring six gardens in Portland. My personal favorite is once again on the list, the incredible personal space that is the garden of Oregonian writer Dulcy Mahar. Last year I wrote, "Like her writing, this garden is full of humor and imagination, a place where plants and shrubs and, yes, garden gnomes are combined to make both stunning vistas and charming nooks." Her pal Rosemary's garden is also on the list, so you can bet I'm going to be circling this date in red on my calendar. Look for me on Dulcy's porch, sighing and gazing.
And, last but certainly not least, June brings us the Garden Conservancy's Open Days Program on June 14, featuring six gardens in Portland. My personal favorite is once again on the list, the incredible personal space that is the garden of Oregonian writer Dulcy Mahar. Last year I wrote, "Like her writing, this garden is full of humor and imagination, a place where plants and shrubs and, yes, garden gnomes are combined to make both stunning vistas and charming nooks." Her pal Rosemary's garden is also on the list, so you can bet I'm going to be circling this date in red on my calendar. Look for me on Dulcy's porch, sighing and gazing.

 Do you have friends who are simultaneously working 60 hours a week, raising young children and remodeling their homes themselves? And they make you feel like a complete schlump because you can't even do the vacuuming and the dishes on the same weekend?
Do you have friends who are simultaneously working 60 hours a week, raising young children and remodeling their homes themselves? And they make you feel like a complete schlump because you can't even do the vacuuming and the dishes on the same weekend? Because of her interest in cheesemaking (she sells cheesemaking supplies at the farm), she's decided to host cheesemaking classes, too. The first, Cheesemaking Basics on May 17 (with an overflow session added on Aug. 2), is being taught by author and cheesemaker Mary Rosenblum (right) and covers all the basic techniques of handling renneted curd, ricotta and soft cheese. Students will even produce a wheel of their own Monterey Jack cheese.
Because of her interest in cheesemaking (she sells cheesemaking supplies at the farm), she's decided to host cheesemaking classes, too. The first, Cheesemaking Basics on May 17 (with an overflow session added on Aug. 2), is being taught by author and cheesemaker Mary Rosenblum (right) and covers all the basic techniques of handling renneted curd, ricotta and soft cheese. Students will even produce a wheel of their own Monterey Jack cheese. And on May 3rd there's Breadmaking for Anyone: Home Yeast Bread Baking, taught by Bethany Lee (left), an avid home baker and pianist. Bethany also plans to offer follow-up courses in artisan breads and whole grain breads, so let Chrissie know if you're interested in these classes, as well.
And on May 3rd there's Breadmaking for Anyone: Home Yeast Bread Baking, taught by Bethany Lee (left), an avid home baker and pianist. Bethany also plans to offer follow-up courses in artisan breads and whole grain breads, so let Chrissie know if you're interested in these classes, as well.
 One, called Wild Things, featured assorted meats, among them burgers made from alligator and ostrich, which didn't really sound that appetizing. Another was Kevin Sandri's fantastic Garden State cart, which I wrote about in a previous post, as well as the Chuck Wagon BBQ that had a promising-sounding pulled pork sandwich on the menu. And, of course, the ubiquitous taco truck that my brother had written some nice things about.
One, called Wild Things, featured assorted meats, among them burgers made from alligator and ostrich, which didn't really sound that appetizing. Another was Kevin Sandri's fantastic Garden State cart, which I wrote about in a previous post, as well as the Chuck Wagon BBQ that had a promising-sounding pulled pork sandwich on the menu. And, of course, the ubiquitous taco truck that my brother had written some nice things about. We decided to calm our appetites with a couple of the carnitas tacos from Kiko's Taqueria Uruapan, which totally rocked in flavor and price. For a paltry $1 apiece, these knocked us out. Stomachs somewhat appeased, we then went for the pulled pork sandwich, a traditional version with well-sauced meat and fresh slaw on a lackluster white bread bun that brought attention to the smokiness that was missing from the pork. Good, but not truly great.
We decided to calm our appetites with a couple of the carnitas tacos from Kiko's Taqueria Uruapan, which totally rocked in flavor and price. For a paltry $1 apiece, these knocked us out. Stomachs somewhat appeased, we then went for the pulled pork sandwich, a traditional version with well-sauced meat and fresh slaw on a lackluster white bread bun that brought attention to the smokiness that was missing from the pork. Good, but not truly great. Finishing off with Mr. Sandri's quartet of arancini and a side salad brought the field trip to a close, and we agreed that on the money-to-flavor ratio, the tacos were the best deal on this lot, with the Garden State goodies a close second.
Finishing off with Mr. Sandri's quartet of arancini and a side salad brought the field trip to a close, and we agreed that on the money-to-flavor ratio, the tacos were the best deal on this lot, with the Garden State goodies a close second. But whether it loves me, well, that's hard to say. I don't even need the caffeine, really, just the smell, the warmth, that slightly bitter flavor. Ahhhhhhhhh. In the days before Portland's streets ran beige with lattes, the decaf cafe au laits at Victoria's Nephew, home of Portland's first espresso machine, got me through my pregnancy.
But whether it loves me, well, that's hard to say. I don't even need the caffeine, really, just the smell, the warmth, that slightly bitter flavor. Ahhhhhhhhh. In the days before Portland's streets ran beige with lattes, the decaf cafe au laits at Victoria's Nephew, home of Portland's first espresso machine, got me through my pregnancy. Andrea sent an e-mail last week letting me know they've just opened a cafe and retail outlet on SE 11th south of Hawthorne in a cute old building that's been crying out for creative ownership. Jeremy's minding the store, brewing coffee and serving tasty pastries, soup and quiche to customers while Andrea roasts the coffee in five-pound batches at their roastery.
Andrea sent an e-mail last week letting me know they've just opened a cafe and retail outlet on SE 11th south of Hawthorne in a cute old building that's been crying out for creative ownership. Jeremy's minding the store, brewing coffee and serving tasty pastries, soup and quiche to customers while Andrea roasts the coffee in five-pound batches at their roastery. When I stopped in, Jeremy was oohing and ahhing over a sample of Guatemalan beans that a friend had just brought back from a trip there, so he brewed it up and he, Irv (neighborhood raconteur and sign-guy) and I had an impromptu tasting.
When I stopped in, Jeremy was oohing and ahhing over a sample of Guatemalan beans that a friend had just brought back from a trip there, so he brewed it up and he, Irv (neighborhood raconteur and sign-guy) and I had an impromptu tasting. It's no surprise that we're still reliving, if only virtually, our vacation to Mazatlan, considering the cold weather that's been visited upon us since our return. So when I saw giant pork shoulder roasts on sale at New Seasons, I had to grab one.
It's no surprise that we're still reliving, if only virtually, our vacation to Mazatlan, considering the cold weather that's been visited upon us since our return. So when I saw giant pork shoulder roasts on sale at New Seasons, I had to grab one. Simmering the ingredients.
Simmering the ingredients. I hate concerts at arena-type venues. The seats I can afford are usually in the nose-bleed section, which means you don't so much listen to the music as watch it on the giant-screen TV, making me wonder why I spent $75 to do something I could have done for free at home.
I hate concerts at arena-type venues. The seats I can afford are usually in the nose-bleed section, which means you don't so much listen to the music as watch it on the giant-screen TV, making me wonder why I spent $75 to do something I could have done for free at home.